Shaq's Signature Grin

When you look up "signature grin" in the dictionary, this is the image you get.

Shaq's Signature Grin

In a short denim dress and matching newsie hat, Shaq celebrates the arrival of his custom golden basketball with a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq maintains his signature grin despite the presence of several ill-conceived tattoos.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Honoring a boy's dying wish, Shaq delivers a gang sign and a signature grin, along with a complimentary sleveless "It's [Nestle] Crunch Time" shirt.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Kazaam would go on to be universally panned by critics and the public; the signature grin remains popular to this day.

Shaq's Signature Grin

A dopey hat and an attractive woman aren't enough to distract the world from Shaq's signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

An idiot fan sneaks into the Lakers locker room, asking for a picture on his camera phone. The primitive device barely captures Shaq's signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Losing his suit sleeves and shirt does not hurt Shaq's demeanor. His signature grin is the talk of the red carpet.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Inexplicably, Shaq's psyche split, manifesting itself in two distinct physical forms: the law upholding, signature-grinning keeper of piece, Officer Shaq, and the scowling criminal miscreant athlete, Basketball Shaq. A week-long cat-and-mouse chase between the two ends with an arrest and the two forms coalescing in a brilliant flash of light. Standard Shaq is back on the court the following day.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Though the two women would later regret their painful night with the star center, they would still look back fondly on the signature grin prior to the incident.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's height dwarfs the average human. His signature grin dwarfs the gods.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's biggest muscle? His signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq is a true renaissance man, equal parts athlete, officer of the law, and signature grinner.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's scissors beats Kobe's paper. Victory takes the shape of a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq briefly pauses between slam dunks for a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

A prankster has covered Shaq's jacket in garish patches. Shaq's signature grin is tested but, ultimately, not broken.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Though somewhat disappointed in himself for being so easily "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher, Shaq never lets the cameras never see it through his signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Kobe conventiently forget to mention he'd be wearing a fanciful jacket to the photo shoot, making Shaq look tragically under-dressed. Shaq holds no bitterness, as he didn't tell Kobe he'd be flashing his signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Nothing brings a signature grin to Shaq's hardened countenance like the capture of another child molester. The arrest rewards Shaq with both self-satisfaction and a complimentary tie.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Even when an older lady fan recognizes Shaq through his dignified blind man disguise, forcing him to pose for an idiotic photograph, Shaq still manages to channel the power of his Shaq Totem into a signature grin.