Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's signature grin invites you into the hi-fi transport known as the Van of Def.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Congressman Bob Goodlatte of Virginia and Bedford County Sheriff Mike Brown stand side-by-side with Shaquille O'Neal's signature grin in the fight against Internet crimes against children.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq uses equipment from his favorite sport to demonstrate how easily he could crush a human head. His signature grin keeps the mood light in spite of the thinly-veiled threat.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq shows mock enthusiasm for the family structure with a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

After hours of negotiations, Shaq and the City of Santa Monica finally come to an agreement: Shaq receives a big, stupid jacket, easily over six feet long, with embroidered Superman logo. Santa Monica receives a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

A signature grinning Business Shaq continues the trend of poorly orienting his peace signs.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Two honest citizens come to the aid of Shaq, who they fear is dropping many of the loose hundred dollar bills he's carrying in his hands. Upon closer inspection, the bystanders realize the situation is merely an illusion of a witty novelty shirt. Shaq rewards their honesty with a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq begrudgingly forces out a half-hearted signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq closes negotiations to add another foot to his height, ending the successful talks with a handshake and a signature grin.