Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
After hours of negotiations, Shaq and the City of Santa Monica finally come to an agreement: Shaq receives a big, stupid jacket, easily over six feet long, with embroidered Superman logo. Santa Monica receives a signature grin.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Two honest citizens come to the aid of Shaq, who they fear is dropping many of the loose hundred dollar bills he's carrying in his hands. Upon closer inspection, the bystanders realize the situation is merely an illusion of a witty novelty shirt. Shaq rewards their honesty with a signature grin.