Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's signature grin. And a cactus.

Shaq's Signature Grin

The death of the signature grin.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's signature grin fights juvenile obesity.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's signature grin indicates the athlete enjoys the company of his Jewish friend, Ian.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's signature grin invites you into the hi-fi transport known as the Van of Def.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Congressman Bob Goodlatte of Virginia and Bedford County Sheriff Mike Brown stand side-by-side with Shaquille O'Neal's signature grin in the fight against Internet crimes against children.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq uses equipment from his favorite sport to demonstrate how easily he could crush a human head. His signature grin keeps the mood light in spite of the thinly-veiled threat.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq hints that his signature grin may be the result of an extra chromosome.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq shows mock enthusiasm for the family structure with a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

After hours of negotiations, Shaq and the City of Santa Monica finally come to an agreement: Shaq receives a big, stupid jacket, easily over six feet long, with embroidered Superman logo. Santa Monica receives a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

A signature grinning Business Shaq continues the trend of poorly orienting his peace signs.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Two honest citizens come to the aid of Shaq, who they fear is dropping many of the loose hundred dollar bills he's carrying in his hands. Upon closer inspection, the bystanders realize the situation is merely an illusion of a witty novelty shirt. Shaq rewards their honesty with a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq begrudgingly forces out a half-hearted signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq closes negotiations to add another foot to his height, ending the successful talks with a handshake and a signature grin.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

When you look up "signature grin" in the dictionary, this is the image you get.

Shaq's Signature Grin

In a short denim dress and matching newsie hat, Shaq celebrates the arrival of his custom golden basketball with a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq maintains his signature grin despite the presence of several ill-conceived tattoos.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Honoring a boy's dying wish, Shaq delivers a gang sign and a signature grin, along with a complimentary sleveless "It's [Nestle] Crunch Time" shirt.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Kazaam would go on to be universally panned by critics and the public; the signature grin remains popular to this day.

Shaq's Signature Grin

A dopey hat and an attractive woman aren't enough to distract the world from Shaq's signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

An idiot fan sneaks into the Lakers locker room, asking for a picture on his camera phone. The primitive device barely captures Shaq's signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Losing his suit sleeves and shirt does not hurt Shaq's demeanor. His signature grin is the talk of the red carpet.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Inexplicably, Shaq's psyche split, manifesting itself in two distinct physical forms: the law upholding, signature-grinning keeper of piece, Officer Shaq, and the scowling criminal miscreant athlete, Basketball Shaq. A week-long cat-and-mouse chase between the two ends with an arrest and the two forms coalescing in a brilliant flash of light. Standard Shaq is back on the court the following day.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Though the two women would later regret their painful night with the star center, they would still look back fondly on the signature grin prior to the incident.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's height dwarfs the average human. His signature grin dwarfs the gods.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's biggest muscle? His signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq is a true renaissance man, equal parts athlete, officer of the law, and signature grinner.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq's scissors beats Kobe's paper. Victory takes the shape of a signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq briefly pauses between slam dunks for a signature grin.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

A prankster has covered Shaq's jacket in garish patches. Shaq's signature grin is tested but, ultimately, not broken.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Though somewhat disappointed in himself for being so easily "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher, Shaq never lets the cameras never see it through his signature grin.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Kobe conventiently forget to mention he'd be wearing a fanciful jacket to the photo shoot, making Shaq look tragically under-dressed. Shaq holds no bitterness, as he didn't tell Kobe he'd be flashing his signature grin.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Nothing brings a signature grin to Shaq's hardened countenance like the capture of another child molester. The arrest rewards Shaq with both self-satisfaction and a complimentary tie.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Even when an older lady fan recognizes Shaq through his dignified blind man disguise, forcing him to pose for an idiotic photograph, Shaq still manages to channel the power of his Shaq Totem into a signature grin.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq loved his beautiful former wife, Shaunie. Unfortunately, the couple suffered irreconcilable differences when she was unwilling to share his signature grin with the rest of the world.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Shaq shows respect to other cultures by donning their traditional attire--and his signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

As a showing of respect to his superior body mass, Shaq has been honored with a bejeweled Superman chalice. The meager gift pleases him, as shown through his signature grin.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Sometimes, due to social obligations, Shaq is forced to dress like a dignified human. He further dresses up the outfit with his signature grin.

Shaq's Signature Grin

Even when being used as furniture by his teammate, Shaq is able to channel latent resentment into his signature grin.