Sunday, August 24, 2008

Shaq's Signature Grin

Inexplicably, Shaq's psyche split, manifesting itself in two distinct physical forms: the law upholding, signature-grinning keeper of piece, Officer Shaq, and the scowling criminal miscreant athlete, Basketball Shaq. A week-long cat-and-mouse chase between the two ends with an arrest and the two forms coalescing in a brilliant flash of light. Standard Shaq is back on the court the following day.